It's Not That Deep

VerseYou double-tapped her post in 3.2 seconds
Wow
Were you timing it or is that just your talent now
Group chat popping off like it’s breaking news
“Who is she?” “Why her?” “I am so confused” (are we?)

I zoom in on the pic like it’s state surveillance
It’s just a latte
Bangs
And some desperation
You swear you “barely know her”
yeah
That’s cute
My FBI degree says otherwise
Sir
Thanks
Dispute

ChorusCalm down
Girl
It’s not that deep
(it’s not that deep, it’s not that deep)
We’re arguing ’bout a heart-shaped emoji
Like it’s gonna end world peace
I scream
I cry
Dramatically
Over something from last week
Then laugh mid-tear
“Okay
I’m fine”
(It’s not that—) okay
Maybe it’s that deep to me

VerseYou left me on read for
What
Twelve whole minutes?
Congratulations on your brand-new personality
Guinness
Record-setting
Text-forgetting
Ghosting king
Meanwhile I’ve drafted five replies I’ll never send
Ding ding

I’m practicing my breakup speech in the shower
Over who gets custody of the couch and the router
By the time you text “sorry
Just took a nap”
I’ve lived three seasons of my life
Then I just write “k” back

ChorusCalm down
Girl
It’s not that deep
(it’s not that deep, it’s not that deep)
We’re fighting ’bout a blue bubble typo
Like it’s ancient prophecy
I slam the door
Dramatically
Over “seen 10:53”
Then trip
Then laugh on my way out
(It’s not that—) okay
Maybe it’s that deep to me

BridgeDo I overthink?
Yes
Will I ever stop?
Less
Will I turn a Tuesday into a trilogy?
Obviously

You say “relax”
I say “recast”
You’re fired from this low-budget romance
Roll credits on our tiny tragedy
Big feelings
Tiny thing

ChorusCalm down
Girl
It’s not that deep
(it’s not that deep, it’s not that deep)
But my brain runs a reality show
Out of every text you speak
I pose
I pout
Theatrically
On this imaginary stage for three
Then wink and shrug
Bow way too low
(It’s not that—) okay
Maybe it’s that deep to me