Song Library
A curated place for lyrics, notes, and finished songs.
Fist Of The Universe
A darkly comic song about random disaster, mortality, and defying the universe with jokes when luck runs out.
When In Rome
A sharp satire of belonging, where people decorate fear, confinement, and conformity until the cage feels like home.
Lava Rock
A lava stone becomes a quiet symbol of pressure, survival, hidden color, and what remains after fire.
Bombay, I Call For You
A weary traveler offers the sea a humble gift, hoping old Bombay can carry him back to home, love, and calm.
Amoeba Wrangler
A swaggering microscopic cowboy comedy about trying, and failing, to wrangle blobs that only multiply into more chaos.
I Got Kicked Out Of Tombstone
A roaming epitaph writer turns morbid wordplay into a Western legend, annoying the living in every town he visits.
Bystander
A wry song about choosing the sidelines, where caution becomes both comfort and quiet regret.
Applesauce
A comic satire of advice culture, online validation, and turning every thought into content.
Miss Sweeney Again
A polished, tense reunion where formal negotiations stir up old fear, attraction, and unfinished history.
Chainsaw Serenade
A reflective folk song envies a chainsaw's simple purpose, contrasting human doubt with a tool's certainty and work.
Ford Ranger
A battered old truck outsmarts faster drivers through patience, timing, and stubborn endurance.
Old Tan Ducker
A comic folk tale about a strange wanderer whose absurd adventures hide a small ache of exclusion.
Knotty Pine
A solitary fire-building ritual turns hard days, worry, and cold night air into warmth, control, and calm.
Finders Keepers
A feverish party song about desire, possession, blurred boundaries, and the thrill of claiming what drifts within reach.
Two Hundred Grand
A tribute to a worn, trusted truck that turns 200,000 miles and represents freedom, memory, and self-reliance.
Rotisserie Darling
A shopper falls absurdly in love with a spinning rotisserie chicken and keeps returning for another chance.
Top hit!Bennigan's Don't Take Keys
A rowdy barroom memory about reckless freedom, over-serving, and the comic cost of no one taking the keys.
Dead Means Dead
A sharp Star Wars satire about franchise resurrections making death feel meaningless.
It's Not That Deep
A comic pop confession about overthinking texts, likes, and tiny romantic signals until they become full-blown drama.
Collecting
A debt-collection pressure song follows a threatening enforcer as delay, lies, and a hard beat push toward violence.
Top hit!Lonely Troubadour
A meditation on modern isolation, where islands, scrolling, and unheard songs describe loneliness inside crowded connection.
Be Damannin
A porch-flirtation country song where jorts, summer dust, and goofy confidence turn into openhearted desire.
Shark Safari
A cheerful fishing trip hides a sinister joke: the invited friend is not crew so much as chum.
Pretty Good Day
A rare stable day becomes quietly heroic: no collapse, no dread spiral, just being alive and okay.
The Other Side
A worried signal across distance becomes a song about separation, reunion, and proof that love survived the dark.
Top hit!Personal Space
A comic sci-fi boundary anthem escalates ordinary personal space into force fields, blades, and a pocket nuke.
Control Of Water
A civilization song argues that power, history, war, and survival all begin with who controls water.
Map Without Legend
A landscape mystery song about nameless places whose beauty and power resist explanation, borders, and maps.
Saving Throw
A tabletop breakup battle casts a lover's betrayal as critical hits, failed rolls, and a campaign-ending defeat.
Kitchen Wedding
A surreal appliance romance celebrates an impossible fridge-and-oven marriage that outlasts everyone's doubts.
Fantasy Island
A conspiracy-noir song about powerful people hiding truth behind luxury, procedure, vanished evidence, and silence.
Shaken Not Stirred
A dangerous glamour song about craving emotional intensity, secrets, and romantic risk over calm stability.
Time Travelin' Man
A comic wanderer visits eras for romance, then hides the evidence by returning seconds after he left.
Salt And Memory
Parallel fishermen on different shores reveal shared labor, need, and memory beneath the artificial lines people draw.
Shivs Like Dagger
A dance-floor boast where movement becomes a hidden weapon and nobody else can copy the flow.
The Winds May Take You
A Gilbert-and-Sullivan-style rejection song values dignity and character over rank, class, and condescending love.
Top hit!Skedaddle
A jaunty cheating song turns avoidance into choreography when the narrator and lover spot his wife in public.
If I Recall I Bought A Ford
A furious recall anthem turns car ownership into a cycle of warnings, repairs, corporate evasion, and regret.
Je Peux Mourir Sur Un Cat Toy
A French noir miniature about absurd mortality, where a tiny cat toy can make death feel both comic and elegant.
Blender
An anxiety song where daily pressure, sleeplessness, bills, and dread become blades liquefying the self.
Top hit!This Ride Is Work
A stripped-down motorcycle song about endurance, discomfort, camaraderie, and doing the hard ride again tomorrow.
Wood Chipper
A deadpan dark-comedy song turns a wood chipper into an efficient symbol of disappearance and practical menace.
Choices
A reflective song accepts the flawed past self because every mistake helped create the present life and love.
Early Onset
A fake medical ad satirizes diagnosis culture, branding, and the way naming pain can become control.
River Remembers
A communal river song about ancestry, welcome, and memory carried by water after people leave.
Touch Grass
A grounding song about slowing down, going barefoot, and escaping time pressure through simple contact with earth.
How Seared Gets Served
A culinary sea-law ballad accepts that a seared order means flame outside, rawness within, and no complaint.
Never Alone
A quiet devotional lyric finds God in weather, silence, and private prayer without needing spoken words.
Cuddli As A Cacti
A cute desert song about affection with boundaries: some prickly hearts can be loved only from a distance.
Okra
A comic food-phobia song turns slimy okra into a living kitchen threat and family-pressure ordeal.
Hither And Yon
A vintage dance novelty celebrates movement, flirtation, and joy that does not need a destination.
Vacant Stare
A thrill-seeker's life after a childhood crash becomes a meditation on risk, control, and chasing the edge.
Han Shot First
A Star Wars retelling turns pop-culture memory into a myth about truth, rebellion, and who acts before history edits.
Fifth Of Jack
A whiskey road song about escaping bad advice, bad company, and maybe yourself through a dangerous bottle-shaped friend.
You Are The Sauce Upon My Wings
A backyard food-love anthem where barbecue sauce becomes a metaphor for heat, sweetness, and romantic flavor.
Sidelong Glance
A tiny exchanged look becomes the origin story for a long love that still renews itself every day.
Christopher
A mysterious shoreline walk suggests private obsession, addiction, or calling that no prescription can quiet.
Dead Seagull
A nautical cocktail recipe becomes a gross, funny sea ritual of rum, brine, and harbor folklore.
Serpent That Dances
A sensual danger song about controlled movement, attraction, and the power of someone who never has to hurry.
Borborygmi
A primal body song that turns stomach noise into biology, rhythm, hunger, and proof of being alive.
Welcome To The Food Chain
A predatory chant about arrival, appetite, and the moment innocence learns it has become prey.
The Red Ring Fell
A violent honor ballad about a harasser punished under a family's roof, where broken vows meet blood justice.
Bongo
A double-entendre dance song where rhythm, touch, and attraction all become the same physical language.
Wrong Place, Child
A spider child's doomed bathroom birth becomes a bleak fable about being born where survival is nearly impossible.
Salty As The Rim
A margarita-bar reconciliation song where jealousy, flirtation, and irritation dissolve in salt, lime, and rhythm.
Hold On, Move On
A stark song of despair answered by a gentle command to keep living while breath still belongs to you.
La Quinta
A pronunciation argument turns a hotel name into a comic family myth about language, pride, and tiny sacred rules.
She's Kinda Sus
A playful attraction song about knowing someone is trouble and choosing the risk anyway.
Dog Collar Man
A working-class rebellion song about labor, control, and the animal instinct to break a boss's leash.
It's Enough
A tender family song about aging, generational differences, and learning that quiet presence can be love.
Nothing Leaks
A spare mask song about emotional concealment, public selves, and the hope of someday being unguarded.
Thing
A consumer object becomes a companion, then a reminder that possessions promise permanence they cannot deliver.
Jabberwocky
A monster quest turns nonsense language into a coming-of-age victory over fear itself.
All Your Base
An internet meme becomes a song about confidence, control, and how broken language can still carry power.
Flower And Song
A brief, meditative lyric about mortality, impermanence, and the fragile human answer of singing while alive.
Cracks In The Chain
A soldier refuses dishonest orders, turning one act of conscience into a break in the machinery of power.
You Got A Charizard
A childhood trading-card betrayal becomes a funny but sincere lesson in trust, value, and regret.
The Sick Muse
A gothic devotion to wounded inspiration, asking whether art and love can exist without pain.
Singin' In The Rain
A classic rain-soaked joy song where love turns storms, tasks, and ordinary mornings into celebration.
The Tyger
A reverent terror song about creation, beauty, violence, and the mystery of a maker who forged both lamb and beast.
According To The Algorithm
A grief song about replacing human comfort with automated certainty, and the loneliness that remains after optimized answers.
Pink On Wednesday
A high school survival song about camouflage, social power, and quietly planning escape from the popular crowd.
Top hit!Two Amoebas Walk Into A Bar
A multiplying bar joke turns biology into a rowdy drinking song about identity, appetite, and splitting the bill.