Applesauce

verseWelcome to my Ted talk
I'm a monkey on a stage
I will share my inner peace
You know it's all the rage

Using all my wit and charm
I'll inform and entertain
Very simple tips and tricks
For hacking your bio brain

chorusI make applesauce
And I pause for applause

I wag my finger no
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verseEvolution evolved our brains
So we could survive
What was once an advantage
Now needs to be excised

Here's how to ride a bike
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chorusI make applesauce
And I pause for applause

I wag my finger no
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verseGeology is study rocks
I'm also over on TikTok
These sins send you to Hell
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Stop signs are really just saying
When you should not just go
I'll be back again next week
With more things you need to know

bridgeYou only need validation
When in a parking lot
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A joke where no one laughs
Is a forest in a tree
If no one knows I'm alive
Should I even be?

chorusI make applesauce
And I pause for applause

I wag my finger no
Now subscribe to my show

outroI'll be back again next week
With more things you need to know
I wag my finger no
Now subscribe to my show