Songwriter and lyricist portfolio
A curated archive of 91 original songs by Smartass Amoeba, featuring lyrics, AI-assisted productions, notes, and finished recordings.
Top hit!A multiplying bar joke turns biology into a rowdy drinking song about identity, appetite, and splitting the bill.
Two amoebas walk into a bar
Takin' a break from their petri jar
Grab a stool, grab some peanuts
They don't need ID because they're genus
A comic heartbreak song about knowingly loving a catfish, then feeling betrayed when the fake romance is not exclusive.
A tender grief song where Chargers and Padres losses carry childhood helplessness, family memory, and love for a father.
Top hit!ParentalAdvisoryExplicit ContentA raunchy comic rant about a shared YouTube account overtaken by true-crime videos, murder thumbnails, and algorithmic chaos.
A fatalistic sci-fi meditation where time hunts through memory, regret, and collapsed futures until every escape fails.
A quiet grief ballad where a preserved yellow rose revives the mistaken gift that became a lifelong symbol of love.
A rowdy country song about a drifter who falls hard for a woman whose divided life still becomes his whole world.