Songwriter and lyricist portfolio
A curated archive of 95 original songs by Smartass Amoeba, featuring lyrics, AI-assisted productions, notes, and finished recordings.
Top hit!A multiplying bar joke turns biology into a rowdy drinking song about identity, appetite, and splitting the bill.
Two amoebas walk into a bar
Takin' a break from their petri jar
Grab a stool, grab some peanuts
They don't need ID because they're genus
A darkly comic Christmas revenge plot uses crude pranks and planted clues to expose an affair during dinner.
A darkly comic portrait of macho recklessness, where a self-styled wolf leaves someone else to engrave his gravestone.
A sober portrait of relapse as hard-won progress slips away and the speaker faces a familiar burden without calling it triumph.
A satirical naval march about a hypercritical mother, inherited family wounds, and preserving her final public mistake.
A comic heartbreak song about knowingly loving a catfish, then feeling betrayed when the fake romance is not exclusive.
A tender grief song where Chargers and Padres losses carry childhood helplessness, family memory, and love for a father.