Songwriter and lyricist portfolio
A curated archive of 83 original songs by Smartass Amoeba, featuring lyrics, AI-assisted productions, notes, and finished recordings.
Top hit!A multiplying bar joke turns biology into a rowdy drinking song about identity, appetite, and splitting the bill.
Two amoebas walk into a bar
Takin' a break from their petri jar
Grab a stool, grab some peanuts
They don't need ID because they're genus

A darkly comic song about random disaster, mortality, and defying the universe with jokes when luck runs out.

A sharp satire of belonging, where people decorate fear, confinement, and conformity until the cage feels like home.

A lava stone becomes a quiet symbol of pressure, survival, hidden color, and what remains after fire.

A weary traveler offers the sea a humble gift, hoping old Bombay can carry him back to home, love, and calm.

A swaggering microscopic cowboy comedy about trying, and failing, to wrangle blobs that only multiply into more chaos.

A roaming epitaph writer turns morbid wordplay into a Western legend, annoying the living in every town he visits.