Songwriter and lyricist portfolio
A curated archive of 87 original songs by Smartass Amoeba, featuring lyrics, AI-assisted productions, notes, and finished recordings.
Top hit!A multiplying bar joke turns biology into a rowdy drinking song about identity, appetite, and splitting the bill.
Two amoebas walk into a bar
Takin' a break from their petri jar
Grab a stool, grab some peanuts
They don't need ID because they're genus
A quiet grief ballad where a preserved yellow rose revives the mistaken gift that became a lifelong symbol of love.
A rowdy country song about a drifter who falls hard for a woman whose divided life still becomes his whole world.
A warning that old injustices can return under new names when vigilance fades and unfinished fights are mistaken for victories.
ParentalAdvisoryExplicit ContentA fierce protest against people who excuse abuse and betrayal, then condemn the blunt language used to name it.
A darkly comic song about random disaster, mortality, and defying the universe with jokes when luck runs out.
A sharp satire of belonging, where people decorate fear, confinement, and conformity until the cage feels like home.