Folk / 2026-06-18

Bystander

A wry song about choosing the sidelines, where caution becomes both comfort and quiet regret.

Bystander song artwork

Recording

Bystander

Smartass Amoeba

Lyrics

Bystander

By Smartass Amoeba

verseI have big dreams
In a folded brochure
Mark my words
One day I’ll be near the door

verseI’m not good at noticing
I don’t catch the details
Don’t invite me to testify
Your defense I’ll derail

chorusI’ll be there and I’ll watch
I’ll observe with perfect candor
Not the center
Not the hero
I make a good bystander

verseI had big plans
Like a lunar lander
Somewhere along the way
I chose bystander

verseSome are born to lead
Some are born to follow
I check both ways twice
Then wait until tomorrow

verseIs there a doctor in the house
I remain quiet as a mouse
Someone has to live to tell the tale
I’ll be nearby if things go well

bridgeDrifting through a field
First place at the yield
Keeping near the handrail
I make a good bystander

verseNo one cheers for him
He fades into the bushes
But once in a blue moon
Accidentally he touches

verseOnce in a while
I wander and meander
People think I meant it
I just happened there

verseNever seen never heard
Travels outside the herd
I hold the coats
I save the seats

outroDefensive posture
One hand on the banister
Hair up and in a dander
Long live the bystander

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Notes

I heard a news story about a bystander shot at the White House, and this song just came to me.

AI Summary

Bystander is a wry portrait of someone who has made caution into an identity. The narrator dreams of being close to action but not responsible for it, preferring doorways, handrails, coat-holding, and careful observation to risk or leadership. The humor comes from how proudly he claims a role most people would treat as passive or embarrassing. Underneath the jokes, the song suggests a life shaped by hesitation: big plans shrink into waiting, watching, and hoping things go well nearby. Its meaning is not simple cowardice, but the comfort and sadness of staying safe enough to avoid both blame and glory.

Credits

Lyrics and concept by me; music and cover image generated using AI tools.
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