Kitchen Wedding

(Do it for the toaster)
(Do it for the toaster)
(Do it for the toaster)
(Do it for the toaster)

Have you ever seen a couple of machines
In a suburban kitchen that's
Like
Super-clean?
First
He opens the drawer
Pulls out the knife
Then he goes to the fridge and takes out his wife
Said
You're a sight to behold and she said
You're too kind
Then he opens the oven and she climbs inside
Then he picks up the phone and he calls his friends
Bring the blenders
All the vendors
It's a kitchen wedding

And they all said
It's not supposed to work
She's too cold
And you'll get hurt
And you're really more of a microwave guy
It's impossible for you to be satisfied
You're a fridgerator
And fridgerators lie
How could you possibly think she was right?
She is so hot
It's no surprise
She's going to leave you and ruin your life
But he said
I don't mind

I know she loves me
She does it for the toaster
I know she loves me
She does it for the toaster
And she's so lovely
I do it for the toaster
I know she loves me
She does it for the toaster
Toaster

And now it's thirty years later and he's still obsessed
The king of the kitchen with his kitchen princess
The couple of the century
But who could have guessed
The heat of the oven is the fridge's weakness?
And all of the blenders with their blender wives
And all the microwaves with their microwives
They have nothing on a couple of kitchen appliances
Who swore their allegiance to domestic science

And they all said
It's not supposed to work
She's too cold
And you'll get hurt
And you're really more of a microwave guy
It's impossible for you to be satisfied
You're a fridgerator
And fridgerators lie
How could you possibly think she was right?
She is so hot
It's no surprise
She's going to leave you and ruin your life
But he said
I don't mind