Rock / 2026-05-05
Saving Throw
A tabletop breakup battle casts a lover's betrayal as critical hits, failed rolls, and a campaign-ending defeat.
Recording
Saving Throw
Smartass Amoeba
Lyrics
Saving Throw
By Smartass Amoeba
One, two, three, dice
I thought she was my loving bride
Then she jumped me from the side
I thought we were doing well
Then she punched my ticket to hell
She came at me with a critical hit
Said you are done, meant every bit
Low AC, nowhere to go
My last chance is a saving throw
First move lost with no delay
Magic missile blows me away
Life is spent, nothing left
She does not care about my last breath
Critical hit
Critical hit
Last chance
Saving throw
Party wipe, names crossed out
Rolled a rogue, got knocked about
No skill points, no clean fight
Came up short with all my might
Death save ticking, count it down
Burn inspiration, watch me drown
She diced my heart
Until death do us part
Critical hit
Critical hit
Last chance
Saving throw
Failed the roll, ain't no doubt
No last words, she knocked me out
Critical hit
Critical blow
Campaign over
Saving throw