Country / 2026-02-24
Salty As The Rim
A margarita-bar reconciliation song where jealousy, flirtation, and irritation dissolve in salt, lime, and rhythm.

Recording
Salty As The Rim
Smartass Amoeba
Lyrics
Salty As The Rim
By Smartass Amoeba
The waves roll in like memories won't stop
Had to blow off steam before I popped
One little drink and then on my way
At least that's what I told myself today
I'm using lime wedges without you
Just me and a margarita or two
You're as salty as the rim of my glass
Guess I slipped out solo and didn't ask
You're as salty, as the rim of my glass
You know this mood won't last
Slide on over, stay for a time
We'll smooth it out with salt and lime
I'm sure the ladies at this bar
Had nothing to do with where we are
Your phone kept lighting up the room
But I just blamed it on the tunes
Baby, let me buy you a drink
You'll probably have to drive, I think
One turned to two and then into three
Come slide that stool right next to me
Now the music is playin'
And our hips are swayin'
Libations have us out of our minds
There's nothing wrong with this scene
Baby where the hell have you been
And oh my God they're running out of limes
You're as salty as the rim of my glass
You know this mood won't last
Slide on over, stay for a time
We'll smooth it out with salt and lime
You're as salty as the rim of my glass
You know this mood won't last
Slide on over, stay for a time
We'll smooth it out with salt and lime