Country / 2026-09-06
Two Bits
A rowdy country song about a drifter who falls hard for a woman whose divided life still becomes his whole world.
Recording
Two Bits
Smartass Amoeba
Lyrics
Two Bits
By Smartass Amoeba
introsloppy bar-band count-in, stomps, whoops, twangy guitar pickup
verseShe weren't the pretty one
Most men passed her by
But something about her
Looked me dead in the eye
verseI was a drifter
Weren't looking for roots
But something happened
When I kicked off my boots
verseI paid her two bits
She took my hand
So hot that it burned me
Worse than a brand
chorusbarroom gang shout, stomping full bandI am a tumbleweed
She is a whore
But somehow we're happy
It's her I adore
verseJust a week later
She was back in my arms
I was already roped
Betwixt by her charms
verseSo it was week after week
Day labor by chance
I'd tally my roll
Then back to the ranch
instrumental breakshort rowdy cowpunk guitar break, clattering drums, honky-tonk piano stabs
verseShe was my gal
Back in that town
Didn't take long
For word to get around
verseOne out of twenty
'Twas breaking my heart
She was all of my world
I was just a small part
chorusbarroom gang shout, bigger and drunkerI am a tumbleweed
She is a whore
But somehow we're happy
It's her I adore
breakdownhalf-time stomp, lead vocal almost spokenOne out of twenty
Still better than none
I was her fool
But she was my sun
final chorusfull band, gang vocals, reckless hootenanny finishI am a tumbleweed
She is a whore
But somehow we're happy
It's her I adore
outroragged shout-along endingI am a tumbleweed
She is a whore
But somehow we're happy
It's her I adore